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A little too much shine while in the womb I guess

Happy Independence Day!

David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson makes three

BREAKING NEWS

msnbc.com staff and news service reports updated 6 minutes ago

Michael Jackson has died at age 50 after being rushed to UCLA Medical Center, NBC News has confirmed.

David Carradine

Farrah Fawcett

Michael Jackson

Sad month.

Labels: David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson

The Who's personal tuner

So it isn't the MSG?

Soy sauce made from human hair

Stories began circulating in the press about cheap soy sauces made from human hair. These sauces were manufactured in China using a chemical amino acid extraction process similar to artificially hydrolyzed soy sauces and then quietly exported to other countries. An investigative report that aired on Chinese television exposed the unsanitary and potentially contaminated sources of the hair:

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When asking how the amino acid syrup (or powder) was generated, the manufacturer replied that the powder was generated from human hair. Because the human hair was gathered from salon, barbershop and hospitals around the country, it was unhygienic and mixed with condom, used hospital cottons, used menstrual cycle pad, used syringe, etc.^[57]

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In response, the Chinese government banned production of soy sauces made from hair. Other carcinogens remain, see 3-MCPD.

+ Wikipedia

Labels: Brats, Food, Greed, Human?, Sick

Don't spank your monkey in the park!

Nabbed yesterday for indecent exposure, a Memphis man offered cops a unique explanation for his alleged criminal behavior. Augustus Hudgins, 41, was arrested after witnesses reported seeing him "masturbating on the bench in Court Square," according to the below police affidavit. When questioned by cops, Hudgins denied fondling himself, explaining instead that he was "giving [his] penis some air." Despite that claim, Hudgins was booked into the Shelby County jail, where the mug shot at right was snapped.

+ The Smoking Gun

Labels: Humor

Drug suspect turns tables on NYPD with videotape

...a vindicating video from the club's cameras has spared the brothers a possible prison term, resulted in two officers' arrest and become the basis for a multimillion-dollar lawsuit...

On May 13, another NYPD officer was arrested for plotting to invade a Manhattan apartment where he hoped to steal $900,000 in drug money. In another pending case, prosecutors in Brooklyn say officers were caught in a 2007 sting using seized drugs to reward a snitch for information. And in the Bronx, prosecutors have charged a detective with lying about a drug bust captured on a surveillance tape that contradicts her story.

+ Whole story here

Labels: Corruption, Drugs, liar

KEEP LEFT! Carnevale's artwork caused $360 in damages

I'll bet the farm, Hamlett Associates, with all the publicity, will keep it and use it with future road projects. Or some other form of advertising.

+ The Smoking Gun

Labels: Funny Kids

Little Tikes Cozy Coupe is America's best-selling car

The Little Tikes Cozy Coupe outsold every car in the United States in 2008 with more than 457,000 units delivered. Mrs. G insisted that our grandson get one on his first Christmas – and it had to be new. Used wouldn’t do.

The company has sold more than 10 million Coupes worldwide in the model’s 30-year run.

That’s why, on June 6, the Cozy Coupe will be inducted into Cleveland’s Crawford Auto-Aviation Museum.

+ Boston.com

Labels: Funny Kids